A 10-15 year old blue male Thunderbird was spotted prowling the cement prairies in Arlington, TX. It is currently the mating season for the Thunderbirds; moreover, judging from the color of the genitalia, we believe that there is a physical problem with this male because it seems that “no mates will accept him”.
Seriously, why do people do this? Especially on a Thunderbird?

man. i’ve been seeing steel balls hanging from trucks and suburbans, but this is the first “male” thunderbird i have ever seen… i will let u know when i spot a thunderbird “female” so that these cars can mate and make an even uglier baby-car… probably will look like a yaris….
Nah. Yaris is way too nice… baby-car would be an off-road Yugo..
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a worse case of blue balls. My heart goes out to that noble and majestic animal.